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LPP was founded on the following principles:
Pineapple Pizza is a human right
Nobody should tell you what to put in your body
Nobody has the right to control your state of mind
Pineapple is just plant, and nobody has ever overdosed on pineapple
There is a way to
protect your rights
Dan "Taxation Is Theft" Behrman
Is fighting to secure your right
to put pineapple on your pizza.
We can not let this issue divide us. United we stand.
The Department of Homeland Security openly admits that the Russians may be using subversive propaganda to divide this great nation.
Gordon Ramsey Slander Campaign
Hack Chef Gordon Ramsey has launched a full-frontal attack on pineapple pizza, insulting Hawaiians and Canadians along the way. This propaganda campaign comes from an inexperienced chef, well funded by corporate media for his high-rating insults. In this video, he assaults your freedom to choose. But if you looked closely, he sample's this pizza with a fork and knife. Never trust a man's opinion on pizza if he eats it with a fork. His opinion is baseless and irrelevant in our global society.